Where can I buy an apple?

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Where can I buy an apple?

Post by d_baker » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:27 pm

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by osprey » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:32 pm

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Will introducing wolf packs in Colorado lead to increasing Covid infections in aluminum monoliths.
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by cottonmountaineering » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:34 pm

osprey wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:32 pm
^
Will introducing wolf packs in Colorado lead to increasing Covid infections in aluminum monoliths.
yes
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by rijaca » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:40 pm

This is a good use of apples....
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by d_baker » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:40 pm

cottonmountaineering wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:34 pm
osprey wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:32 pm
^
Will introducing wolf packs in Colorado lead to increasing Covid infections in aluminum monoliths.
yes
Had not thought of that threat to the monoliths.
I thought the biggest risk in regards to monoliths would be the idiots in the winter backcountry putting their tongue on it.
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by cottonmountaineering » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:42 pm

d_baker wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:40 pm
cottonmountaineering wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:34 pm
osprey wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:32 pm
^
Will introducing wolf packs in Colorado lead to increasing Covid infections in aluminum monoliths.
yes
Had not thought of that threat to the monoliths.
I thought the biggest risk in regards to monoliths would be the idiots in the winter backcountry putting their tongue on it.
you aren't supposed to lick those?
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by d_baker » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:42 pm

This is probably the wrong thread to pose this question, but have you ever smoked pot thru an apple?
Do you remove the seed? ;)
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by d_baker » Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:43 pm

cottonmountaineering wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:42 pm
d_baker wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:40 pm
cottonmountaineering wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:34 pm


yes
Had not thought of that threat to the monoliths.
I thought the biggest risk in regards to monoliths would be the idiots in the winter backcountry putting their tongue on it.
you aren't supposed to lick those?
Results may vary. I learned the hard way on the jungle gym as a kid.
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by AndrewLyonsGeibel » Fri Dec 18, 2020 9:34 pm

d_baker wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 2:42 pm
This is probably the wrong thread to pose this question, but have you ever smoked pot thru an apple?
Do you remove the seed? ;)
Or a soda can. Oh the good old days.
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by timisimaginary » Mon Dec 21, 2020 1:32 pm

social distancing since the day i was born...
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Re: Where can I buy an apple?

Post by highpilgrim » Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:42 pm

Road apples are free but I can’t vouch for their taste.

And some parts of the country they’re easy to come by. You can eat as much as you want but floss might be required.
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