Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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Nice thing is, you only have to do it once to be a finisher...
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Dave B wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:04 am Strava or it didn't happen.
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supranihilest wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:58 am
NM_Hiker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:06 am Would be interesting to know if the [...] alternate route was taken :-k
You mean butt stuff?
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14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:
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benmangelsdorf wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:51 am 14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:
Much more loving and open now. Free loving, or so it appears.
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cougar wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:08 am
Dave B wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:04 am Strava or it didn't happen.
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Hard core mountaineers won't use supplemental oxygen or performance enhancing drugs
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before descending, make sure you're be-laid.
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Is this the Best Way to Train for a 14er thread?
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benmangelsdorf wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:51 am 14ers.com has really changed since Capt Co was banned :shock:
I heard hes good at dry tooling
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Does a bj count?
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It does to any male with actual brain activity.
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So i say it doesn't count. (Even if that means people will call me a commie who wants to crush the American dream).
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True story, a buddy and I ran into a solo hiker on La Plata summit. He was disappointed we were both guys, because he said he had a lot of luck convincing solo female hikers to have sex on 14er summits, and that he did it all the time. I call BS on that. Theres no privacy on your typical 14er


Now 13ers are a different story. You have much more privacy on those :twisted:

PS I want to see the little icon Bill comes up with for summit sex :lol:
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