Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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highpilgrim wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:16 am
d_baker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:12 am
mtnkub wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:11 am HIGHLY divisive topic! Since the late 90's there has been a strong partisan line regarding inclusion of bj's.
Does a bj count?
It does to any male with actual brain activity.
To call yourself a finisher, you have to adhere to the standards of those who came before you!
So i say it doesn't count. (Even if that means people will call me a commie who wants to crush the American dream).
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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you have to do it in the style of the first person to have sex on the peak or else it doesnt fit the cultural definition of sex on a peak
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All this is fine and dandy, but what about those folks who prefer to do everything solo?
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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true story: made a summit on a fairly unpopular peak locally, and as we popped over the ridge onto the summit plateau, we caught two guys mostly naked and going at it. definitely the most interesting...experience i've had in the mountains. i'm not naive enough to think that sort of thing never happens in the wilderness, but the fact that they were just wide open in their activity was kinda bizarre.

and before anyone asks, yes, if it had been guy/gal or gal/gal it would have been just as weird. it's not a "gender" issue it's an "activity" issue.
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espressoself wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:47 am Screenshot 2021-04-19 094633.png
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Strava or it didn't happen.
Make wilderness less accessible.
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Unless you have good knowledge of your partner, make sure you bring “Pro” with you.
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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Would be interesting to know if the standard route or alternate route was taken :-k
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cottonmountaineering wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:25 am you have to do it in the style of the first person to have sex on the peak or else it doesnt fit the cultural definition of sex on a peak
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Re: Sex on a Summit: What it Takes

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NM_Hiker wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:06 am Would be interesting to know if the [...] alternate route was taken :-k
You mean butt stuff?
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