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Re: Girl in a Green Subaru...

Post by Bacchus » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:49 pm

Greenhouseguy wrote:I've been driving my wife's Soobie for the last week; the bun warmers are real nice when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Does that make me a Lesbocrat?
Those bun warmers are wonderful aren't they.
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Re: Girl in a Green Subaru...

Post by pnolans » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:42 am

g wrote:Anybody who likes girls is a lesbian. I also know a guy who drives a Subaru Forrester, and I'm pretty sure he's no liberal, but he's a lesbian. And I almost bought a Subaru Legacy GT sedan (f'ing fast car btw!), and I'm about like him. OTOH, I know some gay guys who drive a Subaru Outback wagon--they're definitely liberal, but not lesbians. So maybe the liberal/liberal-lesbian rule only applies to Subaru wagons. Yeah, I think that must be it. I think every Subaru wagon I've seen has liberal bumper stickers on it which apparently come factory installed.
Hmmm.... I'm a lesbian, huh?

I used to drive a Legacy Outback wagon. Am not a liberal, but as I said, not a conservative either. And I'm NOT gay. I can prove it, too. Hmmmm...... Ok, how do you prove you're not?

I'm now a Jeep owner, again. Don't have any bumper stickers, but do have a few DeadHead stickers.

I forgot about the back and butt warmers! I do occasionally miss them.
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Re: Girl in a Green Subaru...

Post by cheeseburglar » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:42 pm

I hear the girl in the green subaru is single again, something about her boyfriend getting really drunk on New Years eve and bodily functions.
Keep your eyes open. I'd recommend tailing the vehicle until it stops at a grocery store.
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