Pooping Outside: What it Takes

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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by ker0uac » Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:29 am

I'd say it takes a combination of strong adductors, abductors, glutes and overall core. Flexibility is required to ensure you don't drop the turd on your ankles. Strong stabilizer feet muscles needed for balance. I suggested the frog stretching exercise 3x/week.

On the other hand, equally important is strengthening your anal muscles bc you cannot always just squat and s**t anywhere. When the urge comes, you want to contract your lower core and glutes inferiori and close the hole. Don't ever fall for the "oh maybe I'll just rip a lil one" trap. I suggest a kegel exercises 3x/week.
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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by highpilgrim » Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:01 pm

Here's an icon from the days of yore that could be used to denote a summit deuce...

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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by Dave B » Mon Apr 19, 2021 1:42 pm

cottonmountaineering wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 7:18 pm
HikerGuy wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:45 pm
Below or above treeline? If above, tundra or talus?
this could be the difference between "pooping on a peak" vs "pooping a peak", bill we need to add an asterisk to the poop checklist
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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by ltlFish99 » Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:05 pm

painless4u2 wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:17 pm
What it takes? A 7-11 burrito consumed the night before your climb.
Or, Jack-in-the-box tacos within 1 week of hike.
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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by cottonmountaineering » Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:09 pm

ltlFish99 wrote:
Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:05 pm
painless4u2 wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:17 pm
What it takes? A 7-11 burrito consumed the night before your climb.
Or, Jack-in-the-box tacos within 1 week of hike.
hahahaha
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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by RETEP 1 » Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:27 pm

ltlFish99 wrote:
Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:05 pm
painless4u2 wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:17 pm
What it takes? A 7-11 burrito consumed the night before your climb.
Or, Jack-in-the-box tacos within 1 week of hike.
There’s gotta be some folks out there that know what an Allsups burrito/chimi is all about!!
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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by cougar » Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:33 pm

Tacos al castor
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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by habaceeba » Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:36 pm

RETEP 1 wrote:
Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:27 pm
ltlFish99 wrote:
Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:05 pm
painless4u2 wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:17 pm
What it takes? A 7-11 burrito consumed the night before your climb.
Or, Jack-in-the-box tacos within 1 week of hike.
There’s gotta be some folks out there that know what an Allsups burrito/chimi is all about!!
Yes! Allsups burritos. I haven't had one in years. The small town I grew up in in Texas had only two gas stations and one was an Allsups. The smell of the fryer hits you in the face when you walk in.
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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by Rollie Free » Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:07 am

I am the master of my domain. I simply...don't. Never have.
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Re: Pooping Outside: What it Takes

Post by highpilgrim » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:40 am

Rollie Free wrote:
Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:07 am
I am the master of my domain. I simply...don't. Never have.
I guess a backpacking trip is out of the question, or you'd be really full up after a couple of days. Carrying all that extra weight up the mountains seems a little problematic.

And rules out burritos before a hike.
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Walk away from the droning and leave the hive behind.
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