Uncoolest Find While Hiking
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Uncoolest Find While Hiking
this may end up being a NSFW thread? But hopefully not overly gross or anything....keep it classy people!
I was checking out some of the cliffs off 285 near Lover's Leap like 20 yrs ago. We had been going to Lover's Leap for a while by then but never to the cliffs further east - on north side of Mt Lindo
I think that CDOT decided no one would ever climb down that embankment because there was a freaky ass graveyard of abandoned deer roadkill down there! At least 30-40 deer if not more.
various states of decomposition.
by the time we realized what was going on we were already at bottom of the gulch anyway -- so we just kept pushing up the hill to hit those cliffs.
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actually had an argument with a friend up there that day - it proved to be a pivot point in our friendship -- for the worse!
those cliffs would forever be known as the "Death Cliffs" - both because of the deer and the argument.
never been back - yet it wasn't bad up there either - not as cool as lover's leap but still kinda cool
I was checking out some of the cliffs off 285 near Lover's Leap like 20 yrs ago. We had been going to Lover's Leap for a while by then but never to the cliffs further east - on north side of Mt Lindo
I think that CDOT decided no one would ever climb down that embankment because there was a freaky ass graveyard of abandoned deer roadkill down there! At least 30-40 deer if not more.
various states of decomposition.
by the time we realized what was going on we were already at bottom of the gulch anyway -- so we just kept pushing up the hill to hit those cliffs.
___
actually had an argument with a friend up there that day - it proved to be a pivot point in our friendship -- for the worse!
those cliffs would forever be known as the "Death Cliffs" - both because of the deer and the argument.
never been back - yet it wasn't bad up there either - not as cool as lover's leap but still kinda cool
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Fresh dead human.
Mountain biker hit bridge railing.
Prone on ground with large pool of blood near head.
Other hikers sent for help.
All we could do was say a prayer.
Mountain biker hit bridge railing.
Prone on ground with large pool of blood near head.
Other hikers sent for help.
All we could do was say a prayer.
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The outhouse on Mt Elbrus. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in the mountains.
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"Poop cairns" in the Alps: a stack of poop, then toilet paper, then a rock on top to hold it all in place. They're shockingly common. Why, people?!
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On a nice summer day in the Schwarzwald, I took a spur trail out to an overlook, thinking it would be a nice place to lounge for a awhile... A woman in her 60s already had that thought, and had liberated herself from her clothing.
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Got to the top of great sand dune, some guy is talking about work problems on his cell. Couldn't really enjoy it.
But it inspired me to take off down the ridge to more unexplored terrain. Maybe worked out. Got back a little late, though. But it was nice out I think.
But it inspired me to take off down the ridge to more unexplored terrain. Maybe worked out. Got back a little late, though. But it was nice out I think.
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I'm just going to give the advice that if you really need to take a piss, and really really want to piss on a summit cairn, make sure no one is around - some of us can move pretty fast on this terrain, and the sight of your junk isn't the reward we're looking for at the top.
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in Badlands, I saw a bunch of empty Gatorade bottles that were tossed all over and around the trail by some large youth group (that was led by adults).
I was told that if someone is watching you pee, you're not the one with the problemjustiner wrote:I'm just going to give the advice that if you really need to take a piss, and really really want to piss on a summit cairn, make sure no one is around - some of us can move pretty fast on this terrain, and the sight of your junk isn't the reward we're looking for at the top.
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Who was watching? I was ambushed.cougar wrote:I was told that if someone is watching you pee, you're not the one with the problem
I had to wonder if this is what this guy does for every peak he summits.
Maybe he'll put out a coffee table book, I hear those are popular.
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A dead horse partially eaten by a mountain lion (I think).
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I was hiking and came upon a popular trail junction where a man unzipped his trousers and started peeing as I was walking towards him (probably 20 feet away). There wasn't anywhere to hide, so I started making noise but it still took him a while to notice me. When he did he was embarrassed and turned to hide, and ended up peeing on his female companion who was standing very nearby. In this situation she was the one with the problem. In retrospect, I've come across dozens of men peeing right alongside the trail, but never a woman. Just saying.cougar wrote: I was told that if someone is watching you pee, you're not the one with the problem
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Dead people, and bags of dog crap.
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