Girl in a Green Subaru...
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Susan let me clarify…I was a homosexual until 1976 when I bought my Subaru. After the first night with my Subaru I started experiencing sexual feelings for the opposite sex. That all makes sense to me, but what I don’t understand, is why I started to pee sitting down after the purchase of my second Subaru.
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Grizz, Because as we age it's easier to hit within the radius of that porcelain thing. And it's easier on the knees.
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I was just thinking fondly about girls in green Subarus and this thread, and reread some of the posts...30 minutes and several hearty laughs later... Susan, thanks for the great posts! I love it!
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Awww... thanks dude! There is some pretty funny stuff in this thread... what was I drinking back then?
I just got rid of my own green Subie, and picked up a Vapor Blue Suzuki SX4. So, maybe we should update the "car code":
And Ryan - may you someday meet, fall in love, climb Montezuma's tower, and drive off into the sunset - with that elusive young lady, in the green Subaru... I know she's out there!
I just got rid of my own green Subie, and picked up a Vapor Blue Suzuki SX4. So, maybe we should update the "car code":
- Suzuki SX4 = women who used to drive Subarus and got sick and tired of being mistaken for lesbians!
And Ryan - may you someday meet, fall in love, climb Montezuma's tower, and drive off into the sunset - with that elusive young lady, in the green Subaru... I know she's out there!
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HAHA I know this is in the past but I thought of it when I saw a green Subaru with a BV sticker on it in the parking lot of Breck yesterday. No 14ers sticker though
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I love how many straight subaru-driving females (now including me) have responded to this post compared to lesbian subaru drivers...maybe it's time to change the stereotype! come to think of it...all of the female subaru drivers i know (maybe 5) are straight! maybe it's just because they are awesome cars...
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+1 Love my Subaru. And men. On another note, I saw a green Subaru Outback (older model) in the A-Basin parking lot with a 14ers.com sticker on it and lots of other bumper stickers. Maybe you need to hang around ski area parking lots?sstratta wrote:maybe it's just because they are awesome cars...
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I've never seen this thread before. I may be able to put your mystery to rest. I will post picks of my green subie with all of the sickers as mentioned. Unforntunately for you, that's my girl dude!
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Ahh...the thread that never ends.
Besides...if Susan's to be believed, I think a gorgeous climber gal in a green Cherokee might be more...adventurous!
Nice! Well in that case, good on ya, mate! In the meantime, I'll continue being a serial single summiter...although my little girl is finally getting old enough to come with me; I'm buying her first climbing harness for Christmas this year!! :D :DEngland wrote:I've never seen this thread before. I may be able to put your mystery to rest. I will post picks of my green subie with all of the sickers as mentioned. Unforntunately for you, that's my girl dude!
Besides...if Susan's to be believed, I think a gorgeous climber gal in a green Cherokee might be more...adventurous!
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I just found this thread. It's really great. Hehehe
Chicks in Subaru's Lesbians? I've known a few very attractive women who drive Subies that weren't Lesbians, they just had enough sense to not get involved with me! Well, we just stayed in the Friend Zone. Hahahaha. I don't think I've ever blamed a rejection on the woman being a Lesbian. Just the way it works out sometimes.
So, CoMedic, if I see her driving down the road, should I run her off the road? Tell her to check out this thread? Don't worry, just kidding .
But if I could talk to her safely, I would send her to this thread. I basically have found that I'll talk to just about anybody, no matter how stupid it seems. Hmmm.... maybe that has something about my previous very painful admission.
Chicks in Subaru's Lesbians? I've known a few very attractive women who drive Subies that weren't Lesbians, they just had enough sense to not get involved with me! Well, we just stayed in the Friend Zone. Hahahaha. I don't think I've ever blamed a rejection on the woman being a Lesbian. Just the way it works out sometimes.
So, CoMedic, if I see her driving down the road, should I run her off the road? Tell her to check out this thread? Don't worry, just kidding .
But if I could talk to her safely, I would send her to this thread. I basically have found that I'll talk to just about anybody, no matter how stupid it seems. Hmmm.... maybe that has something about my previous very painful admission.
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This was one of the first threads I read when logging on for the first time, and was laughing thoroughly; glad to see it made the cut during Bill's last old-thread-purge.
I would have to agree with COMedic; a Cherokee allows for more adventure... more room, for one thing. A green Cherokee and a gorgeous climber gal? Well, you've probably used up all your alloted wishes by then.
I would have to agree with COMedic; a Cherokee allows for more adventure... more room, for one thing. A green Cherokee and a gorgeous climber gal? Well, you've probably used up all your alloted wishes by then.
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LOL! This reminds me of the original "Bedazzled" where Dudley Moore tells the devil (George Spiggott) he wants the girl, they're both madly in love with each other **Julie Andrews**wildlobo71 wrote: A green Cherokee and a gorgeous climber gal? Well, you've probably used up all your alloted wishes by then.
and he shows up as a nun in a covenant! (sorry chap, you didn't mention what your sex was!?!?!?! ppphhhtttt!!!)
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