Who is the Baron??

[BaronVonBergschrund]

How's WI6? or IFMGA? BaronVonNotIFMGA

Now that she is IFMGA certified I am sure she will find a more worthy sponsor. She is probably slumming - like waiting tables while your screenplay is shopped around. Remember, I said this about Steve House (Patagonia): "Steve House is the best alpinist in the world today."

[mtn114]

Steve's like a deus ex machina for alpinist debates :D

[BaronVonBergschrund]

Clearly there is a cult among us.

What cult would that be? Grown men who walk around the mountains in clown masks?

You may walk around the mountain, but those men climb up them.

[mtn114]

I think the poll should be changed to "What percentage of Baron related threads degenerate into Eddie Bauer bashings?"

[BaronVonBergschrund]

I think the poll should be changed to "What percentage of Baron related threads degenerate into Eddie Bauer bashings?"

But then there would only be one choice. 100%.

[Doug Shaw]

I think the poll should be changed to "What percentage of Baron related threads degenerate into Eddie Bauer bashings?"

Or maybe "What percentage of mtn114 and England posts turn into Baron bashing?"

I am so torn.

I'd like to recommend that you guys put him on your foes list so you don't have to read his posts and you guys don't keep cluttering up threads with your constant butthurt (to use his terminology), but on the other hand the way The Baron so effortlessly and unflappably deconstructs you guys... it's like art...

[vertical-pimp]

I stuffed his head into a crack the other day, it was very satisfying. Not as satisfying as using the vertical-pimp's services, but satisfying nonetheless.

the pimp is always grateful to hear from his satisfied customers

peace out yo

live large

[BaronVonBergschrund]

To those of you who feel compelled to share your "proof" with everyone, please read this:

Snape kills Dumbledore.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
Neo is in a computer-generated dream.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze.
Soylent Green is people.
The narrator is Tyler Durden
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

I hope I ruined something for you, too.

[its_not_a_tuba]

To those of you who feel compelled to share your "proof" with everyone, please read this:

Snape kills Dumbledore.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
Neo is in a computer-generated dream.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze.
Soylent Green is people.
The narrator is Tyler Durden
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

I hope I ruined something for you, too.

Best. Post. Ever. Bravo Sir, Bravo.

[snow homey]

u guys are the best. maybe the baron can help me to snow bike the 14ers. he seems like a rad dude. my dad finally got a new job and we can travle to colorado again.

[Oman]

Best. Post. Ever. Bravo Sir, Bravo.

Not to sidetrack this too much, but if it's not a tuba, then what is it?

[BaronVonBergschrund]

Not to sidetrack this too much, but if it's not a tuba, then what is it?

It is a Sousaphone. Duh.