FKTs seem to always be a hot topic on the forum, so I, a master of speed, have found a new one of great excitement for the community. I figure I'd throw this out as a PSA/FYI.
In late April, the town of Fairplay installed at least one speed camera on Main Street and is sending tickets in the mail. I was fortunate enough to earn myself an FKT (First Known Ticket), as my $40 violation's ticket # was in the single digits of their highly anticipatory 8-digit numbering system.

. The race officiant that verified my achievement is located on the north end of town and is positioned to get you right as the speed limit drops from 35 (maybe even 45, I can't remember) to 25 around a corner, so you cannot slow-roll down to 25 like a normal human being. You have to pre-brake before seeing the speed limit change, lest you pay that s**t-county a fine. I challenge y'all to not do that as hopefully others won't get their own FKTs passing through town.