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Is this a true statement?
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Edwardteach
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I do a few Russian twists and eat some cinnabons and khabib is dead, furthermore I know it's not boastable but Connor McGregor can't fight me, see a roundhouse kick if you miss the foot is supposed to return back to the starting position in a circular motion he did some janky chambered karate kick modified into a roundhouse you'll definitely land awkwardly because all your weight will be to the one side of your body landing on one foot with awkward off centered balance, furthermore you are never supposed to extend your leg on a real muy Thai roundhouse kick it's supposed to remain bent the entire time whether or not it connects or misses, and that's a kick from the hip not a snap kick there's inherently more devastating power in a roundhouse kick than any wimpy snap kicks
I'd break all 3 of his leg bones and destroy all the ligaments and tendons in his knee In 1 low roundhouse kick
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SkaredShtles
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Edwardteach wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2026 2:28 pmI do a few Russian twists and eat some cinnabons and khabib is dead, furthermore I know it's not boastable but Connor McGregor can't fight me, see a roundhouse kick if you miss the foot is supposed to return back to the starting position in a circular motion he did some janky chambered karate kick modified into a roundhouse you'll definitely land awkwardly because all your weight will be to the one side of your body landing on one foot with awkward off centered balance, furthermore you are never supposed to extend your leg on a real muy Thai roundhouse kick it's supposed to remain bent the entire time whether or not it connects or misses, and that's a kick from the hip not a snap kick there's inherently more devastating power in a roundhouse kick than any wimpy snap kicks
I'd break all 3 of his leg bones and destroy all the ligaments and tendons in his knee In 1 low roundhouse kick

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Edwardteach
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Wait McGregor is a welterweight OMG that means I get to put on 20lbs of muscle mass before crushing himSkaredShtles wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2026 2:32 pmEdwardteach wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2026 2:28 pmI do a few Russian twists and eat some cinnabons and khabib is dead, furthermore I know it's not boastable but Connor McGregor can't fight me, see a roundhouse kick if you miss the foot is supposed to return back to the starting position in a circular motion he did some janky chambered karate kick modified into a roundhouse you'll definitely land awkwardly because all your weight will be to the one side of your body landing on one foot with awkward off centered balance, furthermore you are never supposed to extend your leg on a real muy Thai roundhouse kick it's supposed to remain bent the entire time whether or not it connects or misses, and that's a kick from the hip not a snap kick there's inherently more devastating power in a roundhouse kick than any wimpy snap kicks
I'd break all 3 of his leg bones and destroy all the ligaments and tendons in his knee In 1 low roundhouse kick![]()
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Scott P
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Just a dumb and uncreative troll who thinks he's funny. He's all over various forums and goes by Ron Burgudy, Dave M, Edward Teach, and various other avatars/fake names.
I'm old, slow and fat. Unfortunately, those are my good qualities.
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Kiefer
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- I blame Darin for asking for pictures.

- On the other hand, this thread has brightened up my Monday.

- And David freaking rocks! Even when he's not folding in the cheese.

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d_baker
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Mr Teach!! You should join for the gathering!!!! (Search forum for gathering)
Keg stands.
Curl ScottP.
Bench the Great Camillo.
Teach us. Please. Show us the way.
Keg stands.
Curl ScottP.
Bench the Great Camillo.
Teach us. Please. Show us the way.
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Boggy B
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Edwardteach wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2026 1:53 pm it's y'all who are upset and obsessed with fondling various forums on the Internet
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d_baker
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A few days later and no word from wheelie boy. That's a shame.
Scott, you just need a sense of humor, and then it would all be ok.
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justiner
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JFC I never realized how much I looked like Will Forte with a bigger nose and worse hair.Boggy B wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2026 4:23 pmITYSL_ODNSCTSOLGA.jpgEdwardteach wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2026 1:53 pm it's y'all who are upset and obsessed with fondling various forums on the Internet
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