Who is the Baron??

[BIO_KNEE]

Not to sidetrack this too much, but if it's not a tuba, then what is it?

It is a Sousaphone. Duh.

So you were marching band too!

[vertical-pimp]

Not to sidetrack this too much, but if it's not a tuba, then what is it?

could be one of these

bonaphone

skin flute

upright organ

[vertical-pimp]

a deep mystery
vonbergschrund's identity
pimp's escalade rolls

[soad]

a deep mystery
vonbergschrund's identity
pimp's escalade rolls

more like "vertical-haiku" or even better "haiku-pimp"

[Oman]

Long still in the night
The Vertical Pimp returns
Lock up your daughters

[Presto]

by Oman » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:35 pm
Lock up your daughters

and yer Llamas ...

[mtn114]

Or maybe "What percentage of mtn114 and England posts turn into Baron bashing?"

I am so torn.

I'd like to recommend that you guys put him on your foes list so you don't have to read his posts and you guys don't keep cluttering up threads with your constant butthurt (to use his terminology), but on the other hand the way The Baron so effortlessly and unflappably deconstructs you guys... it's like art...

I'm torn on how to make sense of this non sequitor. My conclusion has been to imagine your understanding of logic is constructed from school yard arguments and your art defined by maddox.

I actually enjoy conversing with the Baron, as he enjoys baiting fans of First Ascent.

[dubsho3000]

To those of you who feel compelled to share your "proof" with everyone, please read this:

Snape kills Dumbledore.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
Neo is in a computer-generated dream.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze.
Soylent Green is people.
The narrator is Tyler Durden
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

I hope I ruined something for you, too.

So now who's butthurt? I hope you are wearing your tear-proof rain jacket.

[dubsho3000]

To those of you who feel compelled to share your "proof" with everyone, please read this:

Snape kills Dumbledore.
Darth Vader is Luke's dad.
Neo is in a computer-generated dream.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze.
Soylent Green is people.
The narrator is Tyler Durden
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

I hope I ruined something for you, too.

So now who's butthurt? I hope you are wearing your tear-proof rain jacket.

And I hope it is from an acceptable brand and purchased from an acceptable merchant. Or there will be hell to pay.

[BaronVonBergschrund]

And I hope it is from an acceptable brand and purchased from an acceptable merchant. Or there will be hell to pay.

I have been crying all over my Patagonia M10 jacket all morning. It is a good thing that the 3 waterproof layers, the slim harness-compatible fit and the hood (that fits over my mask) is so well-built, good looking and compact that I can take it anywhere and wear it without worrying about a fashion emergency. Later if I decide to go rock climbing then I will be prepared for a sudden rainstorm (although my feelings are SO hurt I do not think I could crush as normal).

[Neil]

[Neil]

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